Dear Faithfull C.C. Readers:

We’re sorry you had to see Daddy get mad the other day. It wasn’t anything you did. You know we love you and we would never do anything to scare you…intentionally.

We just wanted to let everyone know that a lot of time, effort, and pain goes into the things we write on this website. Countless hours of laborious scrutiny go into the decision to call someone a “douche” or a “retard.” We don’t take this job lightly. And we just wanted to make it clear that if y’all decide to send in comments (which we encourage!), that they be thought out, articulate, and witty–a sense of humor is always welcome–but never mean, inane, or totally stupid.

We will always love you. Keep reading. Don’t be scared. But the main thing is don’t be stupid. Did we already say that? Yeah. Okay, good.

xoxoC.C.