So, according to The Sun, over four hundred performers and half a petting zoo will take the stage at The Met for tonight’s premiere of Prokofief’s gigantor opera, War and Peace, based on the gigantor novel by Tolstoy:

The production includes 250 extras, 118 chorus members, and 41 dancers, plus four chickens, one horse — and one goat.

Awesome. Although, to save a little dough, they could have just borrowed the goat puppet from Delusion of the Fury.

Check back tomorrow for THE FIRST WORD. (Wink!)