L. Ro. is a poet. And you’ll know it when you read her review of the girl/boy double bill of Beth Gill and Daniel Linehan at DTW, so we’re giving her the Mini-CADDY

Dunning is just…dry in her review of Gina Gibney, so she gets a Mini-Douche

Roslyn Sulcas gets a Mini-CADDY for using the word “denuded” in her review of Pappa Tarahumara’s “Ship in a View” at BAM

And Alastair Macaulay gets, of course, the Mini-Douche, since I couldn’t even get through the first sentence of his latest piece, which begins, “For those of us who attend too many galas…”