Okay, this is our first post about a food/beverage review.

Sharyn Jackson reports for The Village Voice’s bar review column, profiling Oulu, a West Village-owned yuppie bar that just opened on North 4th Street in Williamsburg. Go ahead a puke as you read how the owners describe their venue, the neighborhood, and other human beings:

The lounge, named for the northern Finnish city, introduces us to what the owners call “Williamsburg 2.0,” a neighborhood of creative professionals, dwellers of the future luxury condos sprouting up along North 4th Street. The crumbling landscape may once have been dangerous for some, charming for others; to the new kids on the block, it’s their Manifest Destiny.

Oh shit, hold my hair…here it comes….here it comes…brfffffff!

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