The Public’s Central Park production of Romeo and Juliet drowns in Eric Grode’s review in The New York Sun.  Apparently the waterworks (a giant pool in the middle of the set) tsunami the drama and wash out the actors.

Still kind of want to check it out, since it sounds like Lauren Ambrose (of Six Feet Under celeb) delivers a wet-t-shirt Juliet let you’ve never seen.  Well, except maybe in that  senior-class production at your undergrad theater school.